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Anime Cliches

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• If panties exist in the series, they will be seen by the male lead. The male lead will then be questioned by the female lead, deny, and get hurt for it.
• The common cold is always a big fucking deal.
• All main female characters will eventually visit a bath.
• Everyone goes to the beach.
• Amusement parks will always have a ferris wheel scene.
• Japanese people look the least Japanese.
• If a famous idol is shown, they will be met, and end up to be the most annoying character possible.
• The less realistic, the better.
• Big and small breasts are recommended.
• Expect some character to be witnessed nude or doing something else embarrassing.
• Breasts defy gravity.
• Your best friend is really lonely and is desperate to find a date.
• Good chefs will never be animated.
• A table full of food can be consumed in less than a minute.
• For every male character, there have to be four more female characters.
• Blonde is not a natural hair color, however blue is.
• During a final battle, the main character will appear defeated. That is a lie, and he will slowly get up, do some sort of attack, and defeat the antagonist.
• You will never die from blood loss if blood is leaking out of your nose like a fire hose.
• Characters do not sweat during final battles.
• Magical girls have something to recite to transform. The enemy will always patiently wait until she is done.
• Shy characters are always recommended, and only their embarrassing moments will air.
• There’s a reason why quiet characters are quiet.
• Some people live their lives in a school uniform.
• Your series is shit if the end of all episodes don’t have a cliffhanger.
• If a character will ever fall, they will land on breasts.
• If your fight with your friend of the opposite gender in public, it will be mistaken that you are a couple.
• Japan always has the weirdest shit happening in it. Anime that take place in other countries are surprisingly normal.
• “PROTAGONIIIIIIIST!” “RIVAAAAAAAAALL!”

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